I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
