my mouth tastes like poor choices
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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