hell yes lets make some ravioli
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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