How'd it feel making her break her religion?
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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