So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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