Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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And then he peed in my hair
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