Well apparently he's into motor boating.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
We smell like vodka and hangover
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