I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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