? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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