Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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