i don't like sucking hair
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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