What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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