Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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