i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
where am i from again
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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