you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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