therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
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