dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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