i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
