found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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