Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize
