She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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