He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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