that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
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