question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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