So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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