I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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