It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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