Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Randomize
