So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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