do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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