He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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