I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
He had one of those small greek statue penises
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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