Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
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