so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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