Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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