I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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