what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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