Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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