brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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