...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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