Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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