Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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