Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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