How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
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