Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
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