CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
This is my gift to your gina
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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