I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
