OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
