Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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