Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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