i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
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